If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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