the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Your shirt... Was in my pants
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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