You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
ttyl tear gas
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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