I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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