Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
you didnt know i had herpes?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
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So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
He has the fingertips of a God
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