Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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