In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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