Sry I called you an 8
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
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He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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