i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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