I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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