i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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