All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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