You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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