Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
