oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I don't think brook has ever known best
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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