He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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