i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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