I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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