What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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