Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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