i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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