And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
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She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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