If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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