If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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