Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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