Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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