I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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