dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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