Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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