I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Randomize
