Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Randomize