The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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