it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
