She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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