were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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