Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I skipped work to stalk him.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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