OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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