I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
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You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
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He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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