so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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