did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
just found out that she named her cat after me.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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