You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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