ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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