Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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