if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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