i permit you to call me
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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