I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
you will always have a special place in my vag
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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