did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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