I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
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He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
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If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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