hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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