I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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