is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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