whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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