Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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