all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
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First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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